Liquid Death Predicts Your Future With Horrorscopes!

From the same company that had a Witch attempt to change the course of a Super Bowl and one Halloween cursed their water with demons, comes a brand no feature for their fans.

Horrorscopes!

Now you can get a monthly horoscopes from Liquid Death Mountain Waiter. You can sign up for the service Here.

This is not their first service that they have provided for their fans in a non-water based arena. In the past they’ve made their iconic monster available to add to people’s personal videos, created “Norm Porn” of Large Crowds during covid to help people get through the tough times, that we will get over the fact that they were allowed to, and even produced a baby named generator.

This isn’t entirely an altruistic program though, as when you sign up to get your horrorscopes you’re also agreeing to be sent text reminders from Liquid Death when you should have picked up more water, special deals, or their latest marketing campaign.

That aside I love my liquid death horrorscopes!

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