At 658 Fifth Ave, you’ll find a new fine dining restaurant from the future: Taco Bell!
Rife with pitch perfect references to the beloved movie from the 90’s, this Taco Bell 2023 does not disappoint in any way. As you walk in, you see a full bar to your left and a shop to your right. Ahead of you is a two-story dining area, where you can sit and enjoy a four-course meal from Taco Bell.
The most important part of the activation sits at the top of the stairs, a live pianist! The pianist plays favorites such as The Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle, the Green Giant jingle, and the Slinky jingle.
If you are wondering what the food is, included for free in the experience is a four course meal designed to give you a sample of the futuristic food of the time. Courses include:
– Joy Joy Hors D’oeuvre: Masa geometrics, Corn^4, Legumes, Funghi, Tomato Aspic, Onion Soubise, Avocado, Cilantro & Capsicum*
– Crunchwrap Supreme Leader: Cheese & Masa Polygon, Seared Outlawed Aminos*, Green, Tomato Aspic, Nacho Cheese Crunch*, Sour Cream Spheres
– Franchise Freedom Fries: Nacho Cheese Potato Vessels, Bold Mexican Spices*, Cryo-Capsicum*
– Cinnamon Helix Confection: Oxygenated twists, Cryo-Berry, 160 C Sugar*
*All Outlawed Food and Drink Permissible for Today’s Event
Don’t forget to stop by the restroom! They have high quality sea shells for your comfort and convenience.
The experience is open from July 19 to July 21, 6PM-12AM. However you need to line up early if you hope to get access to this choice establishment!
Before we forget, the establishment does have a no-cursing rule, and it is policed by the Verbal Morality Statute and is punishable by fines! If you missed out on this event, but want access to the swag of the future, you can purchase the memorabilia here!
…and remember, Taco Bell and Be Well!
Good stuff. I will make sure to bookmark your blog.
Taco Bell did an impressive job. I was very impressed, wished I could have been there.